Thursday, 23 May 2013

Camping in comfort


There are some people, like my son Matthew, who regard comfort while camping as entirely optional. Then others, such as my friend Ann, say camping in any form should be avoided at all cost by sane adults.

I’m somewhere in the middle.  Camping is a great way to give the kids a fairly cheap trip away, and it does me good to be in the fresh air and away from the work desk. But I’m not a great fan of shivering cold and hungry in a field.  “Holidaying under canvas” is really what I aspire to.

With that in mind, here are a few ideas that help me when we go away.

Tent Doormat
I take a doormat to put just inside the tent. Having this to stand on while changing footwear helps keep some of the grass and mud out of the main tent. I buy them for 80p from Ikea and if they look too grim at the end of a trip I throw them away.



Gas lamp 
I've got various lamps and lights and torches, but my favourite is the gas lamp.  They can be a bit pricey to buy but I've found they throw out a welcome amount of heat, as well as light.  This can be a great advantage in the evenings when it’s starting to get nippy.

Electricity 
An increasing number of campsites are offering an electrical supply for your tent, for a small daily surcharge.  I've been told that’s not “proper camping” but I have no pride when it comes to these things!  You need a special adapter  but with one of these to hand all sorts of wonderful things can now be plugged in – table lamps for reading in bed, a DVD player to keep the kids quiet, a CD player to share your music tastes with the rest of the campsite.  I stayed on one site that offered WiFi, for a noticeable cost, so you could take the laptop and do a bit of work while on holiday - that seemed to be going rather too far even for me!

Beds
Even after several years of camping I've still not settled on a bed I feel comfortable in.  I've tried various different airbeds and roll mats. This year I have bought a camp bed which has little legs to lift you off the ground, so I’ll see if that’s any better.  I don’t really like sleeping bags, as they feel one step away from mummification, so I've got an extra wide sleeping bag, and then I take a duvet as well for the warmth and the comfort.

I am still no expert.  I’d like to have some way to recharge the mobile phones, maybe from an AA battery powered charger.  I know you can get solar powered phone chargers, but the good ones seem awfully expensive. Matt has a wind up phone charger so I should give that a go. He says it takes a good amount of winding to get a trickle of a charge into the phone. Sounds like that is something best left to a younger fitter generation than me.

I also have no clue how to pack a wet tent!

If you've thought about camping but have never finally make the leap maybe some of these ideas might encourage you to give it a go.  And if you have any camping tips do share them in the comments.  Or just tell us what's your favourite Premier Inn :p


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Tuesday, 30 April 2013

In Search of the Ultimate Loaf!

Over the past ten years or so, bread has become big business in the UK. A good thing too, for much of what   masqueraded as our daily staple since WWII had increasingly become a poor imitation of the real thing. With a texture not unlike a kitchen sponge and a whole array of chemicals to aid rising and preservation, the heavily processed sliced white loaf is a culinary abomination with minimal nutritional value. Oh, and it tastes of nothing, either, save for the generous quantities of sugar and salt which are added to mask the blandness.

The excessive use of raising agents is the principal reason for the lack of flavour in mass-produced bread. For what these do is to rob the loaves of a key ingredient: time. Whereas an industrial dough is designed to rise as quickly as possible, its home-made counterpart, using a small amount of yeast and left to prove for several hours, will gradually develop complex, appetising flavours thanks to natural processes of fermentation.

Nowhere is fermentation in bread more evident than in sourdough cultures, which use the natural yeasts in the air around us to leaven the dough. As the name implies, sourdough bread can be quite acidic, often with a distinct tang that marks it out from yeast-risen breads. Also, the leavening action of these natural yeasts, in the form of a starter culture, is slower than that of baker's yeasts, which means that plenty of fermentation and thus flavour development takes place before the dough has risen to the required volume.

As sourdough cultures are notoriously capricious, baking a successful loaf of sourdough bread is the Holy Grail of the home baker. Sourdough, moreover, has become so fashionable that the top chefs and restaurants are at it, too, and many are keen to share their tips and recipes. A quick perusal of my kitchen shelves reveals entries on sourdough in cookbooks by Moro, St John, Jamie Oliver, and Locatelli, amongst others. These boast a variety of procedures for creating a sourdough culture, one involving grape juice, and another rhubarb and yoghurt. Some are quite lengthy and intricate, which may be disconcerting to the aspiring sourdough baker.

I have been baking bread off and on for around fifteen years now, and have made many attempts to develop an active and durable sourdough starter. A few times it didn't work at all; on other occasions I managed to bake a handful of decent loaves before the starter seemed to just run out of life. I found the Jamie Oliver technique the simplest and most reliable of the four listed above; he uses rye flour to capture the natural yeasts outside and it only takes five days before you can bake your first loaf. A couple of my very early efforts, which were made with a substantial proportion of rye, were a revelation - quite the tastiest bread I'd eaten. And yet, what had started out with a bang quickly fizzled out with a whimper; no sooner had I taken my eye off the starter than it sulked at me like a petulant teenager, obstinately refusing all I asked of it. I went back to using yeast.

When, therefore, I was given by a relative a small quantity of her sourdough starter, I received it with a mixture of gratitude, excitement, trepidation and resignation. I was under pressure to make sure that this present was not just for Christmas; the responsibility felt like having very small children all over again. Fortunately I had in the meantime acquired the excellent River Cottage handbook on bread, by Daniel Stevens, which I can wholeheartedly recommend to anyone, even more experienced bakers. His section on sourdough is particularly enlightening and I'm sure is the main reason why, four months later, my starter is alive and well in the back kitchen.

So: to my own efforts. What follows is not a detailed recipe or procedure for making sourdough loaves - this can be found elsewhere. Instead I will focus on tips and hints which I've found particularly useful along the way.

The first piece of advice - and a good reason why you should not always be too rigid about recipe timings - is perhaps the most important of all: do not begin the bread-making process until your starter is ready. What is ready? Well, it is hard to define precisely, but if the culture is bubbling and frothing away with a pungent yet not unpleasant smell, then it's probably time. The difficulty here is that you can also leave it for too long. When the natural yeasts have gobbled up all the sugars in the flour, the starter will, like someone after a gargantuan meal, become rather inactive. It will need feeding again to return it to an vigorous state.

At this point I should perhaps take a step backwards and make a note about feeding your starter. A key tip I have picked up only recently is the routine of discarding half the starter and refreshing it with a similar amount of flour and water. Initially I was reluctant to follow this procedure, having been brought up never to waste food, but it really does make all the difference. And if you're baking frequently, you will use the discarded portion for your next loaf. I would also advocate freezing one or two pots of the starter, just in case your main culture does decide to give up the ghost. While we're on the subject, most writers recommend you discard and feed your starter on a daily basis. I have found mine to be so greedy that it actually prefers a twice-daily feed. But you get through a hell of a lot of flour.

When you're confident that your starter is in the right mood, it's time to try a loaf! Since I bought the River Cottage book I have been first making a 'sponge' overnight, which is where you mix your starter with all of the water but only half the flour. By the following morning, this batter should be frothing contentedly and hungry for the rest of the flour and salt. Daniel Stevens advises keeping your dough on the sticky side, and I've found a food mixer very handy for this. But I've also baked without one; you just have to be prepared to get mucky. He also advocates a number of risings, after each of which you gently knock back the dough and reshape it into a round. For the final proving, which can take several hours, I line a tall-sided bowl with a floured cloth, to give the loaf some shape. At baking time, the cloth is carefully lifted from the bowl and the dough transferred to your baking sheet/tin.

Another excellent tip is to ensure the oven is as hot as possible before your loaf goes in to bake. I am currently using a large stainless steel roasting tin for my bread, as it retains the heat and seals the bottom of the loaf, preventing it from sticking. I also make slashes in the dough before putting it in the oven (these should start opening up immediately) and spray the top with water from a plant mister. The fierce heat of the oven should give your dough a final chance to rise (and quite rapidly, too), while the water on the top temporarily inhibits the formation of the crust, thereby extending he rising time in your oven. You should leave the oven at its highest temperature for ten minutes, after which it can be turned down depending on how brown your loaf already looks.

One final piece of advice: do not cut open your loaf until it has fully cooled, which may mean leaving it until the following day. We are easily seduced by the aromas of baking bread, and the temptation to devour a chunk while it is still warm may seem irresistible, but until the crumb has properly settled inside you will just end up with a squashy, albeit delicious mass.

The differences between a regular loaf and a sourdough one should be immediately apparent. Quite apart from the distinctive 'sour' smell and taste, the crumb ought to be much looser with larger holes, while the overall texture of the bread should be springier and less crumbly. Sourdough also lasts longer than other breads, but it is unlikely you'll ever let it get stale.

So how am I getting on? Below you will see two pictures of my most recent attempt at sourdough bread. In the first you can see how the slashes on top of the dough opened up (although not completely), allowing for  more rising. The second shows a cross-section of the bread. The crumb is denser than I am aiming for - some earlier loaves have been more successful in this respect. All in all it's not a bad result, and far better than my previous forays into sourdough bread. But I shall continue to strive for the ultimate loaf and let you all know if and when I get there!

What are your sourdough experiences?

Jamie Bulloch, 30 April 2013 Follow @LoveVirtually on Twitter







Thursday, 23 August 2012

Slapped Wrists and Sodden Paths

I have been struggling, as no doubt many others have, to find enough occasions when my free time coincides with dry weather to enable me to actually do anything productive at the plot. The extremes of weather have given the weeds and crops perfect growing conditions but have also kept us off the soil enough to allow Triffid like revolutions. As a consequence, I received a letter from my association warning of eviction if I didn't remedy the situation on my plot and spend more time working on it.
Now, you could forgive me for thinking that in hard times, when even the professionals are complaining, your friendly association would reach out a hand of support but these pencil squeezers have done the opposite. I can forsee so many plots being abandoned and the loss of many first timers thanks to this lack of sensibility.
I'll will post what I discover but I already know of one young family who will be hard pushed to recover from three consecutive months of flood, drought and tropical storms.
it's sad when the powers that be would rather kick people off than offer leniancy and help.

Sunday, 27 November 2011

I’m Sorry I’ll Misread That Again

Apparently we have a dilemma in this country. We are both starving to death and yet at the same time eating ourselves into the obesityrecord books.
The news about the middle classes turning to food charities and co ops has a major clue in the description: Middle Classes!
Those of us who watch frankly too much television will have noticed the growing trend for arts and crafts, homemade and home grown, even as far as some fools building their own houses (home grown home?) . The overriding thing that sticks out through all of it is the fact that people can afford to mess up, to a certain extent. If you rent your own home, work for just above minimum wage and live on your overdraft limit, packing everything in and starting up as a self sufficient small holder isn’t possible. Making your own Christmas presents with help from the local W.I. isn’t cheap alternative is you’re using silver clay at ‘just £15 per key ring’.
Essentially, those people who are turning to food banks are there because they can’t afford the organic free range farm produced Fennel infused Manuka Honey they are used to, not because the price of Tesco Value Spaghetti Hoops has gone up again.
Surviving a recession isn’t just about changing your budget; it’s about changing your mindset too.
The obesity item has some obvious points but also hides the underlying truths that belie the headlines.
Many older women have worked in dull repetitive jobs, in factories and supermarkets, jobs that involve sitting a lot, repetitive muscle action and until recently almost always allowed smoking as a means of relieving the boredom. As any athlete will know, if you stop using those muscles, however big or strong they are, they will change into fat or loosen up to the point that the skin can’t return to size, resulting a lot of the time in what we commonly call ‘bingo wings’ and more. Legs that have been pressing a machine pedal or over forty years won’t just return to those slim shapely pins of youth.
Add to this the very fact that during their working careers these women are also raising children, often alone. Fast food is getting cheaper and those value hoops are an easy option.
If you can get a few hours each week to take up an exercise class just to vary the muscles you use or a couple of mornings or half days off work each week to prepare and freeze some proper home cooked meals, maybe one day a week to keep an allotment where fresh fruit and vegetables can be grown, there would be less risk of adult obesity.
But why, specifically, are we so high in female obesity?
Simply put, men have more opportunities to jobs with more variety. The wages offered to manual workers on production lines is usually the lowest level. It is often referred to as ‘pin money’ or an extra income to boost the main wage, traditionally from the male earner but much less so now. Factory work such as this is also usually flexible hours which makes it more suitable for workers who have school age children, again traditionally female staff. So, poor diet, repetitive jobs and responsibilities at home are all factors that I believe lead towards high female obesity figures.
Why the United Kingdom?
The United Kingdom was once a world leader in so many fields that involved manual labour. Manufacturing, building, fabric mills, and mining were all jobs which favoured stockier stronger builds. As times changed, populations grew that threw up a genetic dominance for the stronger, shorter person. When those jobs and careers declined, those people stayed and continued to breed. People built to swing heavy hammers and load carts were finding themselves stacking shelves, operating tills and working long shifts in call centres.
Yes, the same changes have happened in other countries, other careers and other cultures but we once ruled an Empire that we fed with those factories are still there but they don’t have such a dominance of fast food or rather unhealthy fast food outlets. They have climates maybe more suitable for outdoor exercise or perhaps it is just that they have a history of better diets.
Anyway, I’m no expert and my views may be so far off track but they are just my views.





Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Indulgent Chocolate Brownies

• 250g unsalted butter
• 200g dark chocolate (70% cocoa solids), crumbled
• optional: 75g dried sour cherries pre-soaked in cherry liquor
• 80g cocoa powder, sifted
• 65g plain flour, sifted
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 360g caster sugar
• 4 large free-range or organic eggs

Preheat your oven to 180°C/350°F/gas 4. Line a 25cm square baking tin with greaseproof paper. In a large bowl over some simmering water, melt the butter and the chocolate and mix until smooth. Add the cherries, if you’re using them, and stir together. In a separate bowl, mix together the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder and sugar, then add this to the chocolate and cherry mixture. Stir together well. Beat the eggs and mix in until you have a silky consistency.


Pour your brownie mix into the baking tray, and place in the oven for around 25 minutes. You don’t want to overcook them so, unlike cakes, you don’t want a skewer to come out all clean. The brownies should be slightly springy on the outside but still gooey in the middle. Allow to cool in the tray, then carefully transfer to a large chopping board and cut into chunky squares. These are excellent served with a good strong espresso.



Enjoy!

Thursday, 7 July 2011

Boshed Squash Means Sweet Treats!

I like to grow stuff. That's the simple bit. I actually thrive on successful plants, that's the rub. 
The problem is, I don't like just accepting failure, particularly my own.
Typically, my wife has taken to raising plants at home for me to plant out at the allotment, which has been a great help but the most recent and most important introduction was a pair of Squash plants. I'd name the actual variety but they were from a selection pack and neither of us can remember which so for now, they will remain 'The Mystery Squash'.
Anyway, the plants were tended lovingly for a few months by the very dedicated under gardener until the time was ready to take them to their new and final home, a well manured,pvc covered bed at the plot. I had installed a length of old downpipe into the soil to help direct and deep watering too, as all the Cucurbit family like a lot of liquid to swell the fruits. I even added a generous sprinkling of (organic) slug pellets. Not because Squash are especially prone to slug attack, just that at my plot, everything is prone to slug attack! The pvc mulch and straw heavy manure was always going to prove a haven for those slimy pests so a good dose of protection was obligatory.
In the end, despite all these precautions, the plants lasted little more than a fortnight before they had been entirely devoured, leaving not even a tiny shred of stem.
The disappointment and eventual acceptance that something had failed miserably,that I had failed miserably and that this was something my wife, a much less experienced or qualified gardener had managed to raise very successfully before handing over to me, its would be executioner, was all mine to suffer. I could have wallowed, denied or just ignored the fact but instead, I girded my loins and decided to set off to the Garden Centre, armed with my Father's Day gift voucher and in search of replacement plants.
At this point, I'd love to say we found replacement plants, they are doing fine and we expect a fine crop of Butternut,Pumpkin and Little Acorn for soups, pies and roasting.
I'd like to, but I'd be lying. There was a half price sale on the bedding plants range. We resisted. They had ornaments at a reasonable cost but again, we resisted.It was hard but we even resisted the BBQ offers.
When we found the vegetable plants section, it was, as one would expect this late in the season,almost empty. There were plenty of Cabbage plants, many Lettuce and other salads but alas, no Squash. I have plenty of Brassica, Lettuce and others but I needed Squash. 
My only solution in the end was to find a vegetable that would be equally different to the run of the mill supermarket staples as Squash are, that would benefit from the growing conditions I already had prepared an that could go in now, mid to late summer.

As luck had it, the Garden Centre were clearing some packs of Sweet Potato plants. Easy to grow in milder areas (I live in the warm sheltered South West), and, yes, best planted out late June or early July!

Now, I like Sweet Potato as a food, my wife/under gardener/ head cook likes making me food with them in and it's another thing to add to my list of growing achievements so in the basket they went. 
The added advantage of being suitable for growing in a large pot also meant we could have a plant in the garden at home but controlled, as well as three at the plot. Should the plot not be protected enough, we still have the fall back option in a pot at home. 
Just as a final bonus, as I thought about writing this blog, I was reading last months gardening magazine. In it, I stumbled across an article about attractive plants to grow in pots. Which plant was included? 
Yes!
So, by late October, early November, I may not be hollowing out a Jack O'Lantern but I should hopefully be scoffing Sweet Potato Pie!


Monday, 18 October 2010

The First Elevensestime Tweets

Back in May 2009 a chance remark was picked up by a great bunch of people and became Elevensestime. The following are my tweets and comments I retweeted at the time.

TimeTweet
16 May 09 10:59
Does anyone have "Elevenses" any more? - off to get mine anyway
16 May 09 11:17
RT @mizzlizwhizz: #makesmesmile playing with words [No surprises there then! :)]
16 May 09 11:19
@mizzlizwhizz Right yours is the one on the left - stem ginger cookie ?
16 May 09 11:23
People who get together and sort out differences and problems for themselves and others #makesmesmile
16 May 09 11:24
Being patronized by large corporations and the state who think they know better #makesmerant (justsayin' !)
16 May 09 11:26
BT once sent me a letter explaining how their webhosting services would make my business *Look* professional #makesmerant
16 May 09 11:29
Daughter insisting that chocolate can be one of her 5 a day #makesmesmile
16 May 09 11:31
@mizzlizwhizz Nice aren't they - there's one left at the bottom of the packet
16 May 09 11:38
@mizzlizwhizz I really shouldn't I've already had 5 and I'm watching my figure. *brushes crumbs from chin, nose and hair*
16 May 09 11:40
My doctor suggested I go to weight watchers but I told him "I want to lose it not watch it" (boom! boom!)
16 May 09 11:43
.@naughtymutt Yum! - we're having ginger biscuits but you carry on with your radishes - much more healthy! :)
16 May 09 11:46
RT @Mangowe: *looks at breakfast* If this is health food, why am I enjoying it? [you need to have a word with @naughtymutt about that one]
16 May 09 11:50
RT @Dormousezzzz: Oooo ginger biscuits! I havent had a ginger biscuit in ages! *looks pleadingly upwards through eyelashes* ;) [Enjoy! :) ]
16 May 09 11:55
Just to finish off Elevenses - heres a nice feel good track from Beth Rowley #makesmesmile (spotify http://bit.ly/isja0)
16 May 09 11:59
Well that was nice - see you all later! :o)
16 May 09 12:07
RT @Mangowe: RT @okse: Went to the corner shop, bought a protractor. [Living the dream! :) #makesmesmile]
16 May 09 12:30
RT @HelpSaveBees: Martin, you appear to have started an Elevenses Twitter Club, may I introduce you to the following new members:
16 May 09 12:32
RT @HelpSaveBees: @typoretum @robocallaghan @iamamro @naughtymutt & of course miss biscuit crumbs herself @mizzlizwhizz [Nice to meet you!]
16 May 09 12:37
@JemStone Thought you might like this! http://bit.ly/oUTmN :) #getorffmyland
16 May 09 12:47
@iamamro Absolutely!
16 May 09 13:28
RT @DaveHill: Have arrived in city of bath. It's small. [watch out Baedecker's! :)]
16 May 09 14:08
Beavering away! - follow @ElevensesTime, have set up ElevensesTime@GoogleMail.com for biscuit recipes, longer thoughts etc. #ElevensesTime
16 May 09 14:43
Off for a late lunch now - laters
16 May 09 17:15
RT @DamianGrounds: Hi Martin, it's Damian from @HelpSaveBees. Can you add me to #ElevensesTime please
17 May 09 01:23
@DamianGrounds No reason why we shouldnt have both - I've already set up http://ElevensesTime.Blogspot.com with a first explanatory piece
17 May 09 01:27
@DamianGrounds A flicker group is great idea for sharing pictures with comments. Blog only really for posting stuff for those with no blog
17 May 09 10:26
Morning All! - late start this morning - Listening to the Archers as usual
17 May 09 10:28
Went to see Mark Steel last night in Cirencester (youtube : http://bit.ly/WGLLH *language*) absolutely hilarious and thought provoking
17 May 09 10:30
@sunday Definitely starting to feel sorry for Matt! (Unlikely as that may sound !)
17 May 09 10:32
@sunday Not much chance of an early election then! (although the way GB's going I wouldn't put it past him!)
17 May 09 10:38
Just getting the crockery out for #ElevensesTime - as we're new to this I'll use the best china - use the hashtag to join in at 11:00 BST
17 May 09 10:45
@YourMrBumbles Glad you like it - theres loads of other clips on youtube
17 May 09 10:48
@TheChoirBoy Quite a few of us about! (@Timbentinck (David) is on twitter - interesting follow)
17 May 09 11:01
Tea's brewed - just trying to find some nice biscuits for #ElevensesTime - anybody got any music suggestions?
17 May 09 11:12
Found some half chocolate ginger cookies in the special jar #elevensestime - does every one take milk?
17 May 09 11:17
@DiscyDave Nice!
17 May 09 11:18
@mizzlizwhizz Pull up a chair - there's plenty of bickies for evryone #ElevensesTime
17 May 09 11:21
Can someone tell @HelpSaveBees aka @DamienGrounds his tea's getting cold! #elevensestime
17 May 09 11:23
RT @DiscyDave: Try this..http://www.myspace.com/drivebytruckers [Second track v.good]
17 May 09 11:27
@HelpSaveBees One lump or two ? - So what are we all doing this morning #elevensestime
17 May 09 11:29
@Dormousezzzz Fifth I think - pawn to rook
17 May 09 11:34
Here's some Fairport Convention to get us in a jolly mood http://bit.ly/1W9j5 #elevensestime
17 May 09 11:41
@DamianGrounds Are you following everyone from your current account?
17 May 09 11:45
RT @DamianGrounds: @iamamro @henryandjayne @mizzlizwhizz @ typoretum Good morning. I appear to be own. Jaffa cake anyone ?#ElevensesTime
17 May 09 12:03
Right well that was nice! Just leave the cups on the side I'll put em in the dishwasher later. #elevensestime
17 May 09 12:41
@TeaPartyProtest @teapartynews Not really a "Tea Party" thing! Just casual meet up and a chat at #ElevensesTime blog: http://bit.ly/mjCTK
17 May 09 12:54
@mizzlizwhizz Damien seems to have stirred up some interest from accross the water ! LOL Got to be so careful with keywords #elevensestime